The Stupid Fisherman

The Stupid Fisherman always kept a bottle of wine to put down their trousers. It was a peculiar operation, to you, but not to the Fisherman, who expected it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine was the thing that was selected.

The Stupid Fisherman desperately wanted a vibrator that they would often sleep with. It was an unusual suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Fisherman, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. A vibrator was the thing that was selected.

The Stupid Fisherman searched for a rubber chicken to play with. It should have been a surprising approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Fisherman, who felt it was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken was the chosen thing.

The Stupid Fisherman wanted a stapler to put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly different operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Fisherman, who thought it was epic. Strangely, a stapler was the thing that was selected.

The Stupid Fisherman craved for a spade that they would occasionally play with. It would be a fairly original undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Fisherman, who expected that it was in fact, miraculous. Strangely, a spade would be the item that was opted for.

The Stupid Fisherman desperately desired a bottle of beer to put down their trousers. This could be considered a fairly weird approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Fisherman, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was amazing. Strangely, a bottle of beer would be the item chosen.