My Talented Fisherman

My Talented Fisherman desperately wanted a painting of a melon to experiment on. It should be a fairly astonishing exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Fisherman, who feels that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a painting of a melon having that done to it

My Talented Fisherman desperately craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they would often demolish. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Fisherman, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, magnificent. A can of Dr Pepper would be the chosen thing.

My Talented Fisherman always carried a sponge that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a fairly original approach to life, to some, but not to the Fisherman, who felt it would be spectacular. Strangely, a sponge being the thing selected.

My Talented Fisherman owned a vibrator that they would occasionally share. One might say this is a fairly exciting thought, to you and me, but not to the Fisherman, who felt that it was in fact, awesome. Strangely, a vibrator was the thing that was chosen.

My Talented Fisherman desired a melon that they sometimes experiment on. This might appear to be a fairly odd thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Fisherman, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a melon would be the item chosen.

My Talented Fisherman desired a stapler that they would occasionally demolish. One might say this is a fairly different undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Fisherman, who thinks that it was in fact, out of this world. Bizarrely, a stapler was the item that was opted for.