The Magical Fisherman

The Magical Fisherman had a pint of cider to put up their bum. It is considered to be a bizarre operation, to me and my children, but not to the Fisherman, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider was the chosen item.

The Magical Fisherman searched for a cucumber to throw. This seems to be a new proposal, to my dad, but not to the Fisherman, who feels that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a cucumber was the item that was chosen.

The Magical Fisherman needed a can of Tango that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a curious action, to you, but not to the Fisherman, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a can of Tango would be the item chosen.

The Magical Fisherman wanted a teapot that they would sometimes smash. This could be considered a fairly weird operation, to me, but not to the Fisherman, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a teapot was the chosen item.

The Magical Fisherman desired a wig that they would sometimes experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar thought, to me and my children, but not to the Fisherman, who thinks it would be wonderful. A wig would be the thing that was selected.

The Magical Fisherman looked for a stapler that they would occasionally throw. It would be a fairly different activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Fisherman, who assumed that this idea is sublime. A stapler would be the item that was opted for.