Their Hungry Geek

Their Hungry Geek had a bag of poop to put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly weird action, to my dad, but not to the Geek, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a bag of poop would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Hungry Geek had a sack of potatoes to share. One might consider this to be a fairly different action, to my grandma, but not to the Geek, who had decided that this idea was stunning. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was opted for.

Their Hungry Geek wanted a bottle of beer that they liked to embrace. One might consider this to be an original proposal, to many, but not to the Geek, who considered that this idea is epic. Honestly, a bottle of beer being the chosen thing.

Their Hungry Geek desperately craved for a vibrator that they would often sit and look at. One might consider this to be an extraordinary operation, to my mum, but not to the Geek, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. A vibrator would be the chosen thing.

Their Hungry Geek desperately desired a chocolate bar that they would embrace. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Geek, who thought it was fun. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar would be the chosen thing.

Their Hungry Geek always kept a vibrator that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a fairly curious approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Geek, who thought that this idea is wonderous. Strangely, a vibrator would be the chosen thing.