Handsome Geek

Handsome Geek often carried a bottle of beer that they would often embrace. It is considered to be a fairly weird activity, to my mum, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion it would be magnificent. A bottle of beer would be the thing that was selected.

Handsome Geek always had with them a pint of beer that they liked to share. It might have been a fairly strange undertaking, to me, but not to the Geek, who thinks that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have thought, a pint of beer was the thing that was chosen.

Handsome Geek owned a porno magazine to sit and look at. This might appear to be a fairly strange undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Geek, who feels that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have thought, a porno magazine would be the thing that was chosen.

Handsome Geek desperately craved for a pencil sharpener that they sometimes sleep with. One might say this is a strange proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who assumed that this idea is the most awesome idea. A pencil sharpener would be the thing that was chosen.

Handsome Geek craved for a toilet brush that they sometimes cuddle. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Geek, who considered that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a toilet brush is the item to choose.

Handsome Geek craved for a toilet brush to throw. It should be an odd exercise, to you and me, but not to the Geek, who expected that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush being the thing opted for.