Eccentric Geek

Eccentric Geek desperately needed a melon that they would drop. It would be a curious idea, to my dad, but not to the Geek, who thinks that this idea is fun. Remarkably, a melon is the item to choose.

Eccentric Geek craved for a bag of poop to cuddle. It would be a fairly original exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Geek, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a bag of poop was the thing that was opted for.

Eccentric Geek needed a vibrator that they would annihilate It would be a weird operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a vibrator was the thing that was opted for.

Eccentric Geek wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to eat. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful activity, to my dad, but not to the Geek, who considered it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper being the item selected.

Eccentric Geek desired a set of lego that they sometimes worship. It was considered to be a fairly funny suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Geek, who assumed it would be entertaining. Strangely, a set of lego was the item that was opted for.

Eccentric Geek desperately wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to sleep with. It might be an unusual suggestion, to some, but not to the Geek, who assumed that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper being the thing selected.