Her Fucking Geek

Her Fucking Geek desperately searched for a piece of paper that they liked to cuddle. It was considered to be a bizarre exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Geek, who thought that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper was the chosen item.

Her Fucking Geek often carried a toilet brush that they sometimes demolish. It was considered to be a fairly new suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Geek, who assumed it would be fun. Remarkably, a toilet brush is the item that was chosen.

Her Fucking Geek always had with them a pen that they would put in the bath with him. This could be considered a bizarre exercise, to my children, but not to the Geek, who thinks it was fun. Who would have imagined, a pen being the item opted for.

Her Fucking Geek always carried a rubber johnny that they would often experiment on. It would have been a fairly peculiar approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the item that was selected.

Her Fucking Geek needed a stapler that they liked to hug. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to most, but not to the Geek, who considered that this idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a stapler is the thing to opt for.

Her Fucking Geek looked for a bat to demolish. This seems to be an original suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who feels that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a bat is the thing that was chosen.