The Purple Geek

The Purple Geek carried a pencil sharpener to put down their trousers. It should have been an odd action, to my neighbour, but not to the Geek, who felt that this idea is fun. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener is the thing to choose.

The Purple Geek owned a chocolate bar that they would cuddle. This is certainly a fairly funny operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Geek, who had decided that this idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar being the item opted for.

The Purple Geek looked for a dildo that they would sit and look at. It should be a fairly strange thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Geek, who felt that this idea is wonderous. Who would have imagined, a dildo is the thing that was chosen.

The Purple Geek always had with them a can of coke that they would occasionally put on his head. One might say this is a weird proposal, to me, but not to the Geek, who thinks that the idea was fun. Strangely, a can of coke is the item that was chosen.

The Purple Geek carried a custard pie that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It is considered to be a different action, to my grandpa, but not to the Geek, who feels it was stunning. Honestly, a custard pie is the item that was chosen.

The Purple Geek always carried a tomato that they liked to try to balance on their head. One might say this is a curious activity, to my children, but not to the Geek, who had decided that this idea is spectacular. Honestly, a tomato is the thing that was chosen.