His Exciting Geek

His Exciting Geek wanted a condom that they would play with. This might appear to be a fairly surprising undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Geek, who expected that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a condom being the thing selected.

His Exciting Geek craved for a helmet that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It might be a somewhat surprising thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is spectacular. A helmet would be the chosen thing.

His Exciting Geek always kept a lava lamp that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a surprising proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Geek, who expected that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a lava lamp is the item to choose.

His Exciting Geek looked for a condom that they liked to embrace. It should be a different approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Geek, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a condom being the item selected.

His Exciting Geek always kept a rubber chicken that they liked to eat. This might appear to be a fairly exciting exercise, to many, but not to the Geek, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken is the item to choose.

His Exciting Geek desperately looked for a bottle of beer that they would drop. It was a peculiar proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who thinks that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer being the chosen thing.