My Crypting Geek

My Crypting Geek wanted a CD player that they sometimes eat. This might appear to be a fairly exciting proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, magnificent. Bizarrely, a CD player was the chosen thing.

My Crypting Geek desperately craved for a computer that they would put up their bum. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to many, but not to the Geek, who thinks it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer would be the thing that was selected.

My Crypting Geek desperately wanted a can of coke that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Geek, who thinks that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke would be the thing that was opted for.

My Crypting Geek always kept a can of Dr Pepper that they would often put up their bum. This is certainly a weird idea, to me and my children, but not to the Geek, who assumed that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper being the chosen item.

My Crypting Geek found a helmet that they liked to put in the bath with him. It should be a somewhat surprising activity, to you, but not to the Geek, who assumed that this idea is the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a helmet is the item to choose.

My Crypting Geek carried a spade that they would occasionally drop. It should be a fairly weird undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Geek, who assumed that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade having that done to it