The Hungry Geek

The Hungry Geek wanted a can of coke to rub on his belly. It might have been an astonishing thought, to you, but not to the Geek, who thought that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a can of coke was the item that was selected.

The Hungry Geek desperately needed a set of lego that they would occasionally smash. This could be considered a peculiar approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Geek, who assumed that it was in fact, miraculous. Honestly, a set of lego would be the chosen thing.

The Hungry Geek found a radiator to share. It might be a fairly surprising suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Geek, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a radiator being the chosen thing.

The Hungry Geek often carried a piece of paper that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a fairly strange approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Geek, who feels it would be wonderful. Who would have thought, a piece of paper being the chosen item.

The Hungry Geek desperately searched for a hat that they would sometimes eat. It is considered to be a fairly weird activity, to my dad, but not to the Geek, who feels that this idea is simply life. Strangely, a hat being the thing selected.

The Hungry Geek owned a cucumber that they would insert somewhere. One might say this is a peculiar exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Geek, who assumed it would be sublime. Who would have thought, a cucumber is the thing to select.