My Talented Geek

My Talented Geek wanted a stapler to play with. This seems a fairly original exercise, to you and me, but not to the Geek, who assumed that the idea was stunning. A stapler being the item selected.

My Talented Geek owned a pen that they would hug. It is a fairly funny exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Geek, who considered that this idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a pen would be the item that was chosen.

My Talented Geek had a stretchman that they liked to put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a weird idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Geek, who assumed that this idea was out of this world. Strangely, a stretchman would be the thing that was opted for.

My Talented Geek desperately looked for a block of cheese that they would often smash. It is a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who feels that this idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a block of cheese is the thing to choose.

My Talented Geek craved for a rubber johnny that they would sometimes smash. This could be considered a fairly bizarre action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Geek, who assumed that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny being the item opted for.

My Talented Geek desperately needed a bat to embrace. It should be a peculiar activity, to me, but not to the Geek, who felt that this idea was magnificent. A bat is the thing to choose.