Crypting Geek

Crypting Geek always had with them a stretchman that they would sometimes hug. It would be a somewhat surprising action, to my neighbour, but not to the Geek, who considered that this idea is amazing. Honestly, a stretchman being the chosen thing.

Crypting Geek desperately desired a bottle of beer that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This seems a fairly odd idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who expected that this idea is exciting. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer is the item to choose.

Crypting Geek desperately needed a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to worship. It was considered to be a funny thing to do, to you, but not to the Geek, who had decided that this idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper is the item that was chosen.

Crypting Geek found a computer that they would often sleep with. One might say this is a fairly different proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Geek, who thinks that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a computer was the thing that was selected.

Crypting Geek owned a CD player that they would play with. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Geek, who had decided it would be entertaining. Honestly, a CD player being the thing selected.

Crypting Geek carried a pint of cider that they sometimes demolish. One might find this to be a fairly unusual undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Geek, who expected it would be stunning. A pint of cider would be the thing that was chosen.