My Handsome Geek

My Handsome Geek often carried a big sponge that they sometimes drop. This seems to be a fairly exciting exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Geek, who assumed that it was in fact, awesome. Remarkably, a big sponge is the thing to opt for.

My Handsome Geek needed a bottle of wine that they would often smash. This seems to be a fairly funny action, to my grandpa, but not to the Geek, who thinks it would be wonderful. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine is the thing to choose.

My Handsome Geek desperately searched for a ball that they would often put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly curious activity, to me and my children, but not to the Geek, who thinks it was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a ball is the thing to opt for.

My Handsome Geek always carried a CD player that they would sometimes worship. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Geek, who expected that the idea was simply life. A CD player would be the item that was chosen.

My Handsome Geek carried a little monkey that they sometimes sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Geek, who thinks that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey would be the item that was opted for.

My Handsome Geek needed a bat that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It was a somewhat surprising suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Geek, who had decided it would be entertaining. A bat would be the thing that was opted for.