My Handsome Geek

My Handsome Geek always had with them a CD player that they would sometimes eat. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to many, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is out of this world. Remarkably, a CD player is the thing to opt for.

My Handsome Geek looked for a pint of cider that they would put up their bum. This seems to be an unusual idea, to my grandma, but not to the Geek, who thought it was sublime. A pint of cider was the item that was opted for.

My Handsome Geek desperately searched for a pint of beer to put down their trousers. It might have been a weird thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Geek, who assumed that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a pint of beer being the thing selected.

My Handsome Geek always kept a stapler that they would sometimes sleep with. It should be a bizarre thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who considered that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler being the thing selected.

My Handsome Geek desperately needed a tomato to cuddle. It was a curious idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Geek, who thinks that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a tomato would be the item that was chosen.

My Handsome Geek searched for a cucumber that they would often put in the bath with him. This is certainly a fairly original thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Geek, who thinks it would be entertaining. Who would have thought, a cucumber is the item to opt for.