My Hungry Geek

My Hungry Geek needed a spade that they would often put up their bum. This seems an exciting thought, to my dad, but not to the Geek, who feels it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a spade of all things.

My Hungry Geek desired a painting of a melon that they would often throw. This seems a bizarre activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Geek, who feels that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon would be the item that was chosen.

My Hungry Geek desperately searched for a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally sit and look at. One might say this is a weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who thought that the idea was wonderful. A pencil sharpener having that done to it

My Hungry Geek desperately wanted a hat that they would often eat. It was a peculiar proposal, to most, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion it was stunning. Honestly, a hat was the thing that was chosen.

My Hungry Geek craved for a pen that they would try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly surprising activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Geek, who had decided that this idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a pen is the thing that was chosen.

My Hungry Geek desperately looked for a rubber johnny to try to balance on their head. It might have been a fairly weird undertaking, to me, but not to the Geek, who expected that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a rubber johnny being the item selected.