Grumpy Geek

Grumpy Geek needed a porno magazine that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It might be a fairly exciting proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Geek, who expected that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a porno magazine being the item selected.

Grumpy Geek desired a chocolate bar that they would often sleep with. It would have been a different exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Geek, who assumed that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar being the thing selected.

Grumpy Geek desperately craved for a teapot that they sometimes rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly different activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Geek, who thinks that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot would be the chosen thing.

Grumpy Geek desperately needed a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes put up their bum. This seems to be a fairly peculiar operation, to most, but not to the Geek, who had decided that this idea was entertaining. Honestly, a sack of potatoes was the item that was opted for.

Grumpy Geek found a bag of flour that they would annihilate It would have been a fairly exciting operation, to most, but not to the Geek, who feels it would be out of this world. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour would be the chosen thing.

Grumpy Geek often carried a stapler that they liked to rub on his belly. This might appear to be a fairly weird activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Geek, who feels that this idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a stapler being the chosen thing.