The Troubled Geek

The Troubled Geek looked for a crown that they would occasionally experiment on. It is a weird and wonderful exercise, to some, but not to the Geek, who felt that it was in fact, fun. Bizarrely, a crown being the thing selected.

The Troubled Geek desperately desired a teapot that they would sometimes experiment on. It is considered to be an astonishing undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Geek, who thought that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a teapot would be the chosen thing.

The Troubled Geek found a porno magazine that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly new thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Geek, who expected that this idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a porno magazine would be the thing that was selected.

The Troubled Geek found a dildo that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly new exercise, to you and me, but not to the Geek, who expected that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo of all things.

The Troubled Geek desired a sword that they liked to put in the bath with him. It might have been a different exercise, to many, but not to the Geek, who thinks that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Remarkably, a sword is the item that was chosen.

The Troubled Geek desperately needed a piece of paper that they would put down their trousers. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to me, but not to the Geek, who feels it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper is the item that was chosen.