Their Magical Geek

Their Magical Geek desperately wanted a rubber chicken that they would often break. It was considered to be a fairly odd undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Geek, who felt it would be fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken is the item to opt for.

Their Magical Geek searched for a stapler that they liked to sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly curious suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Geek, who feels it was fun. Who would have imagined, a stapler was the thing that was selected.

Their Magical Geek needed a bat that they would sometimes experiment on. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising proposal, to my dad, but not to the Geek, who felt that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a bat is the thing that was chosen.

Their Magical Geek always kept a tomato to put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a new approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Geek, who felt it was epic. Bizarrely, a tomato being the chosen thing.

Their Magical Geek owned a dildo that they sometimes play with. One might consider this to be an odd action, to everybody you know, but not to the Geek, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a dildo being the item opted for.

Their Magical Geek always carried a bag of flour that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to many, but not to the Geek, who thought it would be wonderful. A bag of flour was the chosen item.