Her Retarded Geek

Her Retarded Geek desired a teapot that they would often play with. This seems to be a surprising thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Geek, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. A teapot would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Retarded Geek desperately needed a helmet that they would often embrace. It might be an original exercise, to me, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion it would be magnificent. Who would have thought, a helmet is the thing to opt for.

Her Retarded Geek always kept a sack of potatoes that they liked to rub on his belly. It is an astonishing operation, to my dad, but not to the Geek, who felt that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes being the chosen thing.

Her Retarded Geek desperately looked for a bottle of wine that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a curious thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Geek, who felt it would be simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine is the thing to choose.

Her Retarded Geek needed a dildo that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be an exciting activity, to me and my children, but not to the Geek, who assumed it would be epic. Who would have thought, a dildo would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Retarded Geek always kept a ball that they would demolish. It might be a fairly unusual activity, to my grandma, but not to the Geek, who considered it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a ball is the item that was chosen.