The Angry Geek

The Angry Geek always carried a vibrator that they liked to throw. This seems to be a new action, to me and my wife, but not to the Geek, who thought that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator is the item to choose.

The Angry Geek desperately desired a bat that they would sometimes play with. It should have been a fairly unusual approach to life, to you, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a bat is the thing to select.

The Angry Geek desired a bottle of wine that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems a somewhat surprising thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Geek, who feels it was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine was the thing that was opted for.

The Angry Geek desperately needed a big sponge that they sometimes put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a weird proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Geek, who expected that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a big sponge of all things.

The Angry Geek craved for a sponge to rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Geek, who felt that this idea is sublime. Strangely, a sponge is the thing to select.

The Angry Geek desperately looked for a little monkey that they would often break. It should have been an unusual thing to do, to most, but not to the Geek, who feels that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey being the chosen item.