A Grumpy Geek

A Grumpy Geek needed a teapot that they would sometimes share. It should be a fairly extraordinary idea, to my mum, but not to the Geek, who felt that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot being the chosen item.

A Grumpy Geek desperately wanted a hat that they would sometimes put on his head. It might be a surprising approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Geek, who feels that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have thought, a hat is the item that was chosen.

A Grumpy Geek desperately craved for a custard pie that they would occasionally embrace. This seems an extraordinary idea, to you and me, but not to the Geek, who assumed that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie is the item to opt for.

A Grumpy Geek craved for a pint of cider to play with. This is certainly a weird thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Geek, who thought that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a pint of cider being the chosen thing.

A Grumpy Geek always kept a helmet that they would sometimes hug. It might be a new approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Geek, who assumed that this idea is awesome. Who would have imagined, a helmet being the thing selected.

A Grumpy Geek had a vibrator that they would sit and look at. It might have been a weird action, to my grandma, but not to the Geek, who assumed it was epic. Who would have thought, a vibrator was the thing that was chosen.