Magical Geek

Magical Geek found a sack of potatoes to eat. It should be a weird operation, to you and me, but not to the Geek, who felt it would be entertaining. Honestly, a sack of potatoes is the thing that was chosen.

Magical Geek always carried a porno magazine that they would sometimes put up their bum. This seems a fairly curious action, to some, but not to the Geek, who expected that this idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a porno magazine being the thing opted for.

Magical Geek found a CD player that they liked to put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a fairly weird proposal, to most, but not to the Geek, who felt that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player would be the thing that was opted for.

Magical Geek always carried a melon to play with. This seems to be a bizarre thought, to me and my children, but not to the Geek, who expected that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon is the thing that was chosen.

Magical Geek had a pencil sharpener that they liked to put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising activity, to most, but not to the Geek, who felt that the idea was sublime. A pencil sharpener was the thing that was chosen.

Magical Geek often carried a pint of cider that they would often sit and look at. It should have been a different action, to everybody you know, but not to the Geek, who feels that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider being the item selected.