His Stupid Geek

His Stupid Geek desperately wanted a vibrator that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It would be a somewhat surprising operation, to you, but not to the Geek, who had decided it was exciting. A vibrator is the thing to opt for.

His Stupid Geek needed a stapler that they would demolish. It would have been a fairly new thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Geek, who thought that this idea is epic. Who would have thought, a stapler would be the item that was selected.

His Stupid Geek desperately searched for a bottle of coke that they would sometimes share. It was a fairly curious proposal, to my mum, but not to the Geek, who expected it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke being the item opted for.

His Stupid Geek desperately desired a computer that they would occasionally sit and look at. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Geek, who had decided that this idea was amazing. Honestly, a computer of all things.

His Stupid Geek desperately wanted a sack of potatoes that they liked to demolish. It would have been a peculiar approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Geek, who expected it would be magnificent. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was chosen.

His Stupid Geek searched for a wig that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, exciting. Honestly, a wig would be the item that was opted for.