Chinese Giraffe

Chinese Giraffe desperately wanted a set square that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a fairly weird thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed it would be sublime. Who would have thought, a set square would be the item that was selected.

Chinese Giraffe wanted a bag of poop that they would smash. It is a fairly new activity, to most, but not to the Giraffe, who felt it would be breathtaking. Remarkably, a bag of poop of all things.

Chinese Giraffe always kept a pencil sharpener that they would often break. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Giraffe, who thought that this idea is spectacular. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener would be the item chosen.

Chinese Giraffe desperately needed a bag of flour to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a peculiar exercise, to you, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour would be the item that was opted for.

Chinese Giraffe wanted a condom that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might be a fairly exciting exercise, to my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who considered that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom of all things.

Chinese Giraffe desperately searched for a bat that they would sometimes break. It is a bizarre exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have thought, a bat is the thing to choose.