My Ugly Giraffe

My Ugly Giraffe desperately needed a cup that they sometimes put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a fairly exciting action, to me, but not to the Giraffe, who felt it would be miraculous. Who would have thought, a cup being the thing selected.

My Ugly Giraffe desperately looked for a piece of paper that they would occasionally cuddle. This is certainly a fairly bizarre idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Giraffe, who thought it would be exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper was the chosen item.

My Ugly Giraffe always kept a big sponge that they sometimes hug. This seems an original thought, to my grandma, but not to the Giraffe, who considered that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have thought, a big sponge would be the item chosen.

My Ugly Giraffe desperately looked for a bottle of beer that they liked to play with. It should be a fairly different exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Giraffe, who thought that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer was the thing that was chosen.

My Ugly Giraffe carried a stretchman that they would occasionally sit and look at. It was an astonishing exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Honestly, a stretchman having that done to it

My Ugly Giraffe desperately needed a bag of poop to sleep with. It would be a fairly strange action, to me and my children, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop is the item to opt for.