Crypting Giraffe

Crypting Giraffe desperately needed a lava lamp that they would demolish. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to you, but not to the Giraffe, who thought it would be magnificent. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp was the chosen item.

Crypting Giraffe searched for a magic 8 ball that they would often worship. It should have been an original idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion it was out of this world. Strangely, a magic 8 ball would be the thing that was chosen.

Crypting Giraffe desired a dildo that they would try to balance on their head. It might have been an astonishing undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided it would be awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a dildo would be the thing that was selected.

Crypting Giraffe carried a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes worship. It would have been a fairly unusual thought, to my grandma, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand being the chosen thing.

Crypting Giraffe desperately wanted a bottle of beer that they would sometimes worship. This might appear to be a strange approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided that this idea is fun. A bottle of beer is the thing to choose.

Crypting Giraffe craved for a tomato to throw. It might have been a surprising thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Giraffe, who felt it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato would be the chosen thing.