A Bum Loving Giraffe

A Bum Loving Giraffe looked for a computer that they would sometimes throw. This seems a fairly funny approach to life, to some, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have imagined, a computer is the item that was chosen.

A Bum Loving Giraffe always carried a piece of paper that they would sometimes embrace. It might have been a bizarre exercise, to my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have thought, a piece of paper was the thing that was selected.

A Bum Loving Giraffe always carried a vibrator to experiment on. This seems a fairly different idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Giraffe, who expected that it was in fact, stunning. Strangely, a vibrator of all things.

A Bum Loving Giraffe often carried a condom that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a funny proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Giraffe, who felt it would be miraculous. Honestly, a condom is the thing that was chosen.

A Bum Loving Giraffe had a bat that they would occasionally annihilate One might find this to be a fairly exciting idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is entertaining. Strangely, a bat was the item that was opted for.

A Bum Loving Giraffe had a rubber chicken that they would often put up their bum. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided that this idea is stunning. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken being the item opted for.