His Talented Giraffe

His Talented Giraffe desired a dildo that they would hug. It would have been a fairly strange idea, to me, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. A dildo was the thing that was opted for.

His Talented Giraffe looked for a porno magazine that they would cuddle. It is considered to be a fairly new idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided that this idea was epic. Who would have thought, a porno magazine would be the item that was opted for.

His Talented Giraffe owned a sponge that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly an odd undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed it would be simply life. Bizarrely, a sponge would be the item that was opted for.

His Talented Giraffe desperately searched for a cup that they would sometimes sleep with. It was considered to be a fairly weird operation, to most, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a cup is the item to choose.

His Talented Giraffe always had with them a piece of paper that they would occasionally throw. This is certainly a fairly strange action, to my neighbour, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion it would be amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper being the chosen item.

His Talented Giraffe searched for a bag of flour that they would often put in the bath with him. This could be considered a fairly different exercise, to my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who feels that this idea was stunning. Strangely, a bag of flour was the item that was chosen.