My Famous Giraffe

My Famous Giraffe carried a stretchman that they would often break. It might have been a strange activity, to you and me, but not to the Giraffe, who considered that the idea was exciting. A stretchman was the thing that was chosen.

My Famous Giraffe always kept a porno magazine that they would sometimes sit and look at. One might say this is an exciting thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Giraffe, who feels that this idea was spectacular. A porno magazine being the item opted for.

My Famous Giraffe desired a sword to demolish. It was a fairly original approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a sword is the item that was chosen.

My Famous Giraffe owned a bottle of coke that they would often eat. One might consider this to be an original thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Giraffe, who thought that it was in fact, wonderous. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke would be the item that was opted for.

My Famous Giraffe found a piece of paper that they would occasionally experiment on. It should be an odd approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Giraffe, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a piece of paper is the item to select.

My Famous Giraffe desperately searched for a tomato that they would often insert somewhere. It would be an exciting approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Giraffe, who felt it would be stunning. Remarkably, a tomato would be the thing that was selected.