My Chinese Giraffe

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My Chinese Giraffe desperately desired a dildo that they would often embrace. This could be considered a new thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Giraffe, who considered that the idea was exciting. A dildo of all things.

My Chinese Giraffe desired a cup that they liked to eat. One might find this to be a fairly funny thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Giraffe, who thought that this idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a cup is the item to opt for.

My Chinese Giraffe always had with them a crown to insert somewhere. It was considered to be a funny idea, to many, but not to the Giraffe, who expected it was amazing. Who would have thought, a crown was the item that was opted for.

My Chinese Giraffe desperately searched for a pencil sharpener that they sometimes put up their bum. It was a fairly bizarre thought, to me and my children, but not to the Giraffe, who felt it would be wonderful. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was chosen.

My Chinese Giraffe owned a stretchman that they would sometimes play with. This is certainly an exciting idea, to me and my children, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that this idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a stretchman would be the chosen thing.

My Chinese Giraffe needed a bag of flour that they would often drop. It was considered to be a fairly exciting undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was simply life. Honestly, a bag of flour was the item that was selected.