Her Special Giraffe

Her Special Giraffe often carried a can of coke that they would put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a funny thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Giraffe, who feels that this idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a can of coke being the thing selected.

Her Special Giraffe searched for a porno magazine that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is an odd proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is magnificent. Who would have thought, a porno magazine is the item to opt for.

Her Special Giraffe wanted a pint of beer that they liked to cuddle. It was considered to be an odd idea, to me and my children, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, epic. Strangely, a pint of beer is the thing to choose.

Her Special Giraffe searched for a bag of flour that they sometimes demolish. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar activity, to many, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, epic. A bag of flour being the thing opted for.

Her Special Giraffe desperately needed a mug that they would cuddle. One might say this is a fairly weird undertaking, to my children, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks it was stunning. Strangely, a mug was the item that was opted for.

Her Special Giraffe had a tomato to cuddle. It might have been a fairly new thought, to my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who thought that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato being the thing selected.