His Retarded Giraffe

His Retarded Giraffe had a can of coke that they would drop. It might be a surprising undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. A can of coke being the item selected.

His Retarded Giraffe carried a ball that they would occasionally put up their bum. It might be an extraordinary undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Giraffe, who considered that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a ball being the chosen thing.

His Retarded Giraffe desperately wanted a cheese grater that they would often try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a curious thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Giraffe, who thought that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater is the thing to choose.

His Retarded Giraffe desperately wanted a set of lego to insert somewhere. It might be a curious operation, to most, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a set of lego was the thing that was selected.

His Retarded Giraffe often carried a custard pie that they liked to insert somewhere. It might have been a fairly unusual undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Giraffe, who considered that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie would be the chosen thing.

His Retarded Giraffe craved for a ball that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It would have been a fairly unusual thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed it would be out of this world. A ball would be the thing that was chosen.