The Chinese Giraffe

The Chinese Giraffe desperately desired a pencil sharpener to play with. It should have been a strange exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was selected.

The Chinese Giraffe desperately searched for a teapot that they would sleep with. It was a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to me and my children, but not to the Giraffe, who expected that this idea is sublime. Who would have thought, a teapot would be the thing that was chosen.

The Chinese Giraffe desperately searched for a toilet brush that they would put on his head. It would be an astonishing action, to me, but not to the Giraffe, who thought that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush being the thing opted for.

The Chinese Giraffe desperately looked for a can of Tango that they liked to throw. It was considered to be a curious action, to my neighbour, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that this idea is out of this world. A can of Tango is the thing to opt for.

The Chinese Giraffe desperately looked for a wig that they would often demolish. This seems a fairly unusual thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, fun. Remarkably, a wig being the item selected.

The Chinese Giraffe carried a sponge that they would occasionally cuddle. It should be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Giraffe, who thought it was magnificent. A sponge was the chosen item.