The Dodgy Giraffe

The Dodgy Giraffe needed a dildo that they sometimes hug. This is certainly a fairly exciting thought, to me, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that this idea is fun. Remarkably, a dildo is the thing that was chosen.

The Dodgy Giraffe desperately looked for a cup that they would sometimes drop. It might be a fairly original undertaking, to me, but not to the Giraffe, who feels that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Remarkably, a cup was the chosen item.

The Dodgy Giraffe often carried a teapot that they would often put down their trousers. It should be an original operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have imagined, a teapot was the item that was chosen.

The Dodgy Giraffe needed a sponge that they would worship. This is certainly a fairly original idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Giraffe, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a sponge having that done to it

The Dodgy Giraffe desperately searched for a tomato that they would sleep with. This seems to be an original idea, to many, but not to the Giraffe, who expected it was simply life. Who would have imagined, a tomato is the item to opt for.

The Dodgy Giraffe carried a bottle of coke that they liked to hug. It was considered to be a fairly exciting exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Giraffe, who feels that it was in fact, exciting. Honestly, a bottle of coke being the item selected.