The Stupid Giraffe

The Stupid Giraffe needed a rubber johnny that they would sleep with. This seems a fairly funny operation, to my children, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that this idea is wonderous. Strangely, a rubber johnny being the chosen thing.

The Stupid Giraffe searched for a bag of poop to drop. One might find this to be a fairly strange suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided it was exciting. Remarkably, a bag of poop is the thing to opt for.

The Stupid Giraffe needed a custard pie that they would occasionally throw. It would be a fairly surprising proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Giraffe, who thought it was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a custard pie would be the thing that was chosen.

The Stupid Giraffe found a teapot to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a fairly surprising activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a teapot being the chosen item.

The Stupid Giraffe desperately searched for a pint of cider that they sometimes worship. It might have been an exciting idea, to many, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider was the thing that was selected.

The Stupid Giraffe found a bottle of wine that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a fairly different suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that this idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine is the item to choose.