A Stupid Giraffe

A Stupid Giraffe desperately desired a set square that they would occasionally share. One might find this to be an odd thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a set square is the item to select.

A Stupid Giraffe desperately needed a sack of potatoes that they would drop. It might have been an exciting exercise, to me, but not to the Giraffe, who expected that this idea is sublime. A sack of potatoes is the item to select.

A Stupid Giraffe looked for a ball that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly new undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. A ball being the thing selected.

A Stupid Giraffe owned a teapot that they would sometimes sleep with. It might be an odd suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion it was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot being the chosen thing.

A Stupid Giraffe had a teapot that they would occasionally cuddle. It is a fairly astonishing proposal, to my mum, but not to the Giraffe, who felt it was out of this world. Strangely, a teapot was the chosen thing.

A Stupid Giraffe desperately craved for a stretchman that they liked to put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly peculiar action, to everybody you know, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a stretchman is the item to choose.