Scary Giraffe

Scary Giraffe wanted a crown that they would sometimes put up their bum. This is certainly a fairly strange proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Giraffe, who thought it was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a crown having that done to it

Scary Giraffe often carried a spade that they liked to cuddle. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Giraffe, who thought that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a spade was the item that was chosen.

Scary Giraffe desperately needed a bag of poop that they would often cuddle. It is considered to be a fairly funny activity, to me, but not to the Giraffe, who considered it was out of this world. Strangely, a bag of poop was the thing that was opted for.

Scary Giraffe had a cup that they would throw. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to you, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a cup would be the thing that was selected.

Scary Giraffe searched for a teapot that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It would have been a fairly weird exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a teapot having that done to it

Scary Giraffe desperately searched for a mug that they would sometimes hug. One might say this is a fairly peculiar suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a mug being the item selected.