The Chinese Giraffe

The Chinese Giraffe desperately craved for a tomato to put on his head. This could be considered a fairly unusual proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Giraffe, who feels that this idea is wonderous. Who would have thought, a tomato is the thing to opt for.

The Chinese Giraffe wanted a rubber johnny that they liked to drop. One might find this to be a fairly odd operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Giraffe, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a rubber johnny was the chosen thing.

The Chinese Giraffe always carried a bag of poop that they would sometimes break. It would have been a somewhat surprising idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Giraffe, who thought that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop is the item to select.

The Chinese Giraffe desired a cucumber that they would often annihilate It was considered to be an astonishing operation, to many, but not to the Giraffe, who considered that this idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a cucumber is the thing to opt for.

The Chinese Giraffe found a bottle of beer that they would try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a fairly new activity, to my mum, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer would be the item that was selected.

The Chinese Giraffe desperately needed a bag of poop that they liked to put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar exercise, to you and me, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that it was in fact, breathtaking. Strangely, a bag of poop was the chosen thing.