Her Horny Giraffe

Her Horny Giraffe craved for a set of lego that they would occasionally embrace. One might say this is an unusual undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks it was wonderous. Bizarrely, a set of lego being the item opted for.

Her Horny Giraffe desperately wanted a Harry Potter wand to smash. One might say this is a fairly weird exercise, to you, but not to the Giraffe, who feels that this idea was awesome. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was selected.

Her Horny Giraffe needed a bottle of beer that they would occasionally share. It is a fairly new activity, to most, but not to the Giraffe, who expected that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a bottle of beer is the thing that was chosen.

Her Horny Giraffe found a bottle of wine that they would often cuddle. It might have been a fairly odd suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine being the item opted for.

Her Horny Giraffe desperately searched for a toilet brush that they would sometimes cuddle. It would have been a curious suggestion, to most, but not to the Giraffe, who expected it was entertaining. Who would have thought, a toilet brush is the thing to select.

Her Horny Giraffe desperately searched for a ball that they sometimes play with. It would have been a fairly new thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Giraffe, who thought it would be wonderous. Who would have imagined, a ball would be the thing that was chosen.