Retarded Giraffe

Retarded Giraffe found a rubber johnny that they would throw. It might have been a bizarre thought, to my grandma, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that this idea was sublime. Honestly, a rubber johnny being the item opted for.

Retarded Giraffe often carried a sack of potatoes that they would put down their trousers. This could be considered a fairly odd suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Giraffe, who considered that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes being the item opted for.

Retarded Giraffe always had with them a computer that they would sometimes put on his head. It would be a curious suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a computer is the thing that was chosen.

Retarded Giraffe searched for a ball that they liked to try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing suggestion, to me, but not to the Giraffe, who expected that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a ball being the chosen item.

Retarded Giraffe desperately needed a helmet that they liked to worship. This could be considered an astonishing thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Giraffe, who expected that this idea is awe-inspring. Strangely, a helmet being the chosen thing.

Retarded Giraffe craved for a cheese grater that they would occasionally embrace. It might be an odd suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater would be the item that was opted for.