A Square Giraffe

A Square Giraffe looked for a crown to play with. This is certainly a new thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown is the thing to opt for.

A Square Giraffe had a helmet that they would often throw. It was a fairly peculiar operation, to my children, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that it was in fact, fun. A helmet is the thing that was chosen.

A Square Giraffe carried a lava lamp that they would sometimes play with. It was a fairly odd approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Giraffe, who thought that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a lava lamp is the thing that was chosen.

A Square Giraffe looked for a radiator that they would occasionally play with. It would be an unusual approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Giraffe, who considered that it was in fact, exciting. Bizarrely, a radiator is the item that was chosen.

A Square Giraffe desperately needed a vibrator to sleep with. One might say this is an astonishing approach to life, to some, but not to the Giraffe, who expected that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a vibrator was the thing that was opted for.

A Square Giraffe desperately looked for a bottle of beer that they would occasionally demolish. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a bottle of beer being the chosen item.