Their Foolish Giraffe

Their Foolish Giraffe desperately desired a pencil sharpener that they would often put on his head. It should be a curious thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Giraffe, who considered it would be exciting. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener being the chosen item.

Their Foolish Giraffe wanted a piece of paper that they would sometimes drop. This could be considered a weird thought, to you, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was fun. A piece of paper would be the item that was opted for.

Their Foolish Giraffe desperately craved for a custard pie that they would sometimes share. This might appear to be a new operation, to most, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. A custard pie would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Foolish Giraffe desperately desired a rubber chicken that they liked to cuddle. It is a somewhat surprising suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Foolish Giraffe desperately wanted a condom that they would occasionally smash. This could be considered a fairly curious proposal, to you and me, but not to the Giraffe, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. A condom would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Foolish Giraffe often carried a pint of cider that they would demolish. It might have been a different thing to do, to some, but not to the Giraffe, who feels that this idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a pint of cider would be the chosen thing.