Their Green Giraffe

Their Green Giraffe searched for a set square to try to balance on their head. It would have been a fairly exciting suggestion, to most, but not to the Giraffe, who considered it would be awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a set square being the chosen item.

Their Green Giraffe searched for a mug that they sometimes cuddle. It should be a fairly weird operation, to my grandma, but not to the Giraffe, who felt it was magnificent. Bizarrely, a mug would be the item that was selected.

Their Green Giraffe desperately searched for a mug that they would drop. This seems a weird and wonderful operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Giraffe, who feels that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a mug was the thing that was opted for.

Their Green Giraffe desperately wanted a teapot that they would smash. It was considered to be a fairly strange action, to some, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that it was in fact, epic. Honestly, a teapot would be the item that was opted for.

Their Green Giraffe owned a dildo that they would occasionally worship. This seems a fairly peculiar idea, to my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who considered that this idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a dildo is the thing to choose.

Their Green Giraffe desired a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally play with. One might consider this to be a fairly curious approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was the most awesome idea. A sack of potatoes is the thing that was chosen.