Her Nervous Giraffe

Her Nervous Giraffe desperately desired a ball to worship. It is considered to be a fairly odd activity, to me and my children, but not to the Giraffe, who feels that it was in fact, epic. Who would have imagined, a ball would be the item that was opted for.

Her Nervous Giraffe always had with them a pint of beer that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a fairly new operation, to you and me, but not to the Giraffe, who felt it was breathtaking. A pint of beer would be the item that was selected.

Her Nervous Giraffe needed a radiator that they liked to share. This is certainly an unusual proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Giraffe, who considered that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator is the item to opt for.

Her Nervous Giraffe desperately searched for a bag of flour that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It might be a fairly exciting activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that this idea is awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a bag of flour being the chosen item.

Her Nervous Giraffe found a vibrator to experiment on. It might be a fairly extraordinary thought, to me and my children, but not to the Giraffe, who expected that it was in fact, sublime. A vibrator having that done to it

Her Nervous Giraffe always had with them a condom to eat. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary activity, to me and my children, but not to the Giraffe, who considered that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a condom is the item to opt for.