A Confused Gremlin

A Confused Gremlin often carried a can of Tango that they would put up their bum. This is certainly a new action, to my grandma, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that this idea is simply life. Bizarrely, a can of Tango is the thing to select.

A Confused Gremlin desired a toilet brush that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a different activity, to many, but not to the Gremlin, who considered it was sublime. A toilet brush would be the item that was opted for.

A Confused Gremlin desperately wanted a bat that they would demolish. One might consider this to be a new approach to life, to me, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a bat would be the item that was opted for.

A Confused Gremlin desperately looked for a big sponge to demolish. One might consider this to be a new idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who felt it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge is the item to choose.

A Confused Gremlin desperately desired a tomato that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a curious thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Gremlin, who considered it was stunning. A tomato being the item selected.

A Confused Gremlin carried a pen that they liked to try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a funny activity, to you and me, but not to the Gremlin, who expected it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a pen would be the thing that was opted for.