The Bum Loving Gremlin

The Bum Loving Gremlin often carried a can of Tango that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be an original idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a can of Tango being the thing selected.

The Bum Loving Gremlin often carried a bag of poop to try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a fairly strange approach to life, to most, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks it was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop being the thing selected.

The Bum Loving Gremlin needed a wig that they would embrace. One might consider this to be an astonishing approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who considered that it was in fact, stunning. A wig is the item that was chosen.

The Bum Loving Gremlin always kept a chocolate bar that they would try to balance on their head. This seems to be an astonishing activity, to me, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was out of this world. Honestly, a chocolate bar being the thing opted for.

The Bum Loving Gremlin always had with them a tomato to eat. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising exercise, to you and me, but not to the Gremlin, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a tomato was the chosen item.

The Bum Loving Gremlin desperately wanted a radiator that they would often sleep with. It should be a fairly new activity, to you, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed that this idea was awe-inspring. A radiator is the thing to choose.