A Horny Gremlin

A Horny Gremlin always kept a stapler that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It was a peculiar idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Gremlin, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a stapler would be the thing that was selected.

A Horny Gremlin needed a bottle of wine that they sometimes play with. This seems to be an odd thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine being the thing selected.

A Horny Gremlin owned a bag of flour that they would often throw. It was considered to be a fairly new exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed it would be fun. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour was the chosen item.

A Horny Gremlin desperately desired a mug that they would often hug. It would have been a fairly extraordinary thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a mug of all things.

A Horny Gremlin wanted a can of Tango that they would often smash. It should have been an exciting idea, to some, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a can of Tango having that done to it

A Horny Gremlin always kept a stretchman that they would sometimes sleep with. This seems an unusual thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a stretchman was the thing that was chosen.