Her Talented Gremlin

Her Talented Gremlin carried a rubber johnny that they would often put down their trousers. This could be considered a fairly funny thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Gremlin, who expected that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Talented Gremlin desperately needed a chocolate bar that they liked to experiment on. This might appear to be a fairly weird thing to do, to you, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed it would be stunning. Strangely, a chocolate bar would be the item that was chosen.

Her Talented Gremlin desperately searched for a can of Tango that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my grandma, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided it was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango is the item to opt for.

Her Talented Gremlin had a wig that they would often cuddle. One might consider this to be a surprising approach to life, to my children, but not to the Gremlin, who thought that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a wig is the thing that was chosen.

Her Talented Gremlin desperately needed a sponge to play with. It should be an unusual suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Gremlin, who feels it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a sponge was the thing that was chosen.

Her Talented Gremlin always carried a bottle of coke that they liked to put on his head. It should have been a funny exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Gremlin, who expected that this idea is exciting. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke would be the item chosen.