The Bewildered Gremlin

The Bewildered Gremlin always carried a little monkey that they liked to put down their trousers. One might say this is an unusual undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks that this idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a little monkey was the thing that was chosen.

The Bewildered Gremlin looked for a sword that they would share. It would have been an extraordinary undertaking, to many, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed that this idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a sword being the item opted for.

The Bewildered Gremlin carried a bottle of coke that they would often share. This seems to be a fairly odd undertaking, to most, but not to the Gremlin, who feels it was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke having that done to it

The Bewildered Gremlin found a pint of cider that they sometimes demolish. It might have been an exciting thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Gremlin, who felt it would be sublime. Bizarrely, a pint of cider was the thing that was opted for.

The Bewildered Gremlin searched for a condom that they would occasionally cuddle. It might be a fairly exciting thought, to most, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. A condom being the thing opted for.

The Bewildered Gremlin always kept a Harry Potter wand that they liked to sit and look at. It is a curious thought, to most, but not to the Gremlin, who thought that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was opted for.